Yea! I finaLLy got my Christmas present 12 seconds ago. My wife ordered a set of pots and pans for me. She got off the phone and declared happily and silly-ly that they were for me and not her. I told her that I had figured out her phone conversation. I am smart. Then about the time I had finished typing the previous sentence she squeezed my right hand pinky finger, to which I yeLLed "Ow!" VeRy loud then I asked her why she did that, she said "I felt like it" and then giggled, then annoyingly she started knocking on my pinky finger as if it were a door (because she can't see me writing this on my iPad) but I didn't answer. FinaLLy after the second knock I told her she was disturbing me, but I didn't eXplain in eXact terms how she was bothering me. She eventuaLLy left and I asked her where she was going, and her response was, I am not sure how to speLL it, maybe "pffft". I asked her what that meant and she indicated we must get ready to leave. Why? The most important reason of aLL: We are dangerously close to running out of coffee
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If you can't cherish every day, then try for every other day. It wiLL give you an interesting hobby keeping track of cherish and non-cherish days. If that becomes too difficult for you, then try going with an odd-even day scheme. I would recommend picking your birthday as a cherish day when trying to pick odd-even. For mathematicaLLy challenged people who don't know or care what odd and even numbers are, you can just flip a coin at the beginning of the day, heads equals cherish.
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Update: I just realized I got two gifts in one - I can use the old large pots for my pineapple plantation!
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Update: I have left and right socks. Then tragedy struck this morning. One of the left ones was missing. I thought, "Oh no! This wiLL lead to the remaining left socks wearing out slightly faster than their right counterparts." But then a short while later I found the prodigal sock, and everything is now okay. You may now resume whatever it was you were doing before reading this.
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If you can't cherish every day, then try for every other day. It wiLL give you an interesting hobby keeping track of cherish and non-cherish days. If that becomes too difficult for you, then try going with an odd-even day scheme. I would recommend picking your birthday as a cherish day when trying to pick odd-even. For mathematicaLLy challenged people who don't know or care what odd and even numbers are, you can just flip a coin at the beginning of the day, heads equals cherish.
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Update: I just realized I got two gifts in one - I can use the old large pots for my pineapple plantation!
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Update: I have left and right socks. Then tragedy struck this morning. One of the left ones was missing. I thought, "Oh no! This wiLL lead to the remaining left socks wearing out slightly faster than their right counterparts." But then a short while later I found the prodigal sock, and everything is now okay. You may now resume whatever it was you were doing before reading this.
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4 comments:
I bought myself some new pots and pans a few years ago and I just love them.
I think my wife is trying to give me her iPhone 4S because she doesn't like me to be ceLL phoneless, so she got herself a TracFone, but I would like her to have the nicer Apple product. My son moved home and we got a better cable plan so he could watch ESPN, which now means I get to see aLL kinds of strange interesting things like Amish Mafia and Moonshiners. A veRy long time ago I spent five years in a Mennonite church so I have a bit of an Amish past, but not by family heritage. I also never had a beard while I was a Mennonite. Oh, then I recently started HuluPLUS service and watch a veRy funny British sitcom caLLed "Spy". So combining that aLL with Netflix, you would think I should be fairly weLL entertained. I think my son is here for 8 months then he switches to a larger university a few hours down the road. It is nice to be able to spoil him for awhile.
Hello Mr ESB, somehow I thought I had made a comment but I have not and now I cant remember what I was going to say. On top of that I am on a laptop I do not really like using much and it makes my spelling worse
hope all is well......
Rob: I think I confused you by having two blog posts too close together. I am typing this on an iPhone which is also diffycult.
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