Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.

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2014-06-10

My Alternate Ending for Fargo

I think my second biggest fear is that my wife finds out that I'm reaLLy a robot.

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This is one of my younger son's favorite things to say about me to his mother in my presence: "I always had a feeling you didn't like good things, and now I know." He usuaLLy says it when I mention a new combination of foods and or sauces to eat together.

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I am having pain in my left elbow. My wife told me that it is probably arthritis. I told her its because she is making me work too much. Ouch-wife-is

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I thought they said it was going to be hot today. It's only 103 and they said it was going to be 104.

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Listening to the old men at the diner at breakfast today. One of them said, "When I first got married my wife was so young that on my way to work each morning I would drop her off at the day care center."

His voice carries and everyone in the room, the open area near the front of the diner, died laughing. I don't know who his wife is but I happen to have known his brother's wife and her sister for about twenty and thirty years but I have only known him for about a year.

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The nice thing about my wife getting a new iPad is that now I have a spare iPad.

I am hoping for an iPad soon that is iainmbanks-like, that hovers, is nuclear powered and has a weapons system.

The iPad Scare

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I heard the words "Chicken Fried Lobster" on teleBision and died laughing. It may be good, not sure, but it stiLL made me laugh.

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Spoiler Alert for Fargo the FX TV Series

Here is my ending for the season one of Fargo, which still has two episodes to go at this moment.

Gina Hess has Lester's baby without him knowing about it. One day in the distant future Lester, who has become more LorneMalvo-esque and an expert at insurance fraud, sees his son being tormented by his older Hess half-brothers (who know that Lester is the father) and rescues him by killing the Hess boys.






10 comments:

Badger said...

I really am going to start Fargo real soon.

esbboston said...

Badger: I saw they were available Amazon. I think I have seen every episode at least twice. I am thinking about doing my own marathon viewing of episodes 1-9 right before the last show #10, which is a week from today. I think it is right up there with Breaking Bad.

fmcgmccllc said...

Okay, Fargo and Fried Chicken Lobster and with that I am thinking some Mac and Cheese which I never eat.

esbboston said...

fmcgmccllc: I neVer eat mac and cheese. It is almost always made at every meal at my house when I am not going to be there. My wife wiLL invariably leave it in the pan to fossilize, requiring almost dynamite to recover the cookware. -00ooo- I should be quiet, I think she just came in the front do00or.

fmcgmccllc said...

BJ Thomas, I Just CAN'T Help Believing---on the TV while I read this. I think your girl will stay.

esbboston said...

fmcgmccllc: You are probably correct. We actually had quite a fun day designing some shirts. We are putting some things together so that a local fire department can have a variety of shirts to wear during their work sessions. The folks can come in and pick from certain designs and customize them out as well, pick colors, bling, etc. They are from a different town so I am hoping some other cities see our stuff as well so we can get other fire departments.

Rob Z Tobor said...

I am watching Fargo . . . . it is a good show although I still have not seen episode one or two. I dont even know which episode I last watched but it was in Las Vegas where he won Salesman of the year. . . .

you appear to have a flock of iPads.

esbboston said...

Rob: Episode 8 is where he gets the salesman of the year award. The final episode (10) will be on tomorrow in the US on Jun 17th. I think it would be interesting if there was no organized crime syndicate in Fargo in real life at aLL, but how would you prove that?

Rob Z Tobor said...

I have one episode of Fargo recorded and so the last episode here in Britain will be on Sunday.

A friend of my fathers years ago was the golf caddy for the head of the Mafia in the USA. They (my father and the golf caddy) were old friends from back in about 1951 when the both worked for the Anglo Iranian Oil Company.

I dont know what happened to him but I think the head of the Mafia got arrested in the 1980's.

esbboston said...

Rob: I would think that if someone was reaLLy the head of the mafia they would be unreachable. Since being the Third Nicest Person In The Universe is a stated goal in my blog there is a strong likelihood I am head of The NonMafia even though I don't play the complete game of golf. I only putt. My back does not allow me to swing a club in a drive type stroke.

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