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2012-10-01

Let Me Explain The Presidential Debates, So That You Will Not Have To Watch Them

The 2012 Presidential Debates are soon. I don't know when because I basicaLLy don't care.

Here is what is going to happen. Each candidate, thankfooly there are just two, wiLL teLL you eXactly the same things they have already told you during the last several months, only this time they are in the same room at the same time.

The new twist is that each of them wiLL try to figure out how to say the eXact opposite of the other one, only figure out the logic whereby they have the better deal for you.

My favorite parts are when each candidate tries to eXplain what the other candidate is reaLLy saying.

The real deal is I want neither of them, so the real loser in this election is me. In the long run the real winner of this election is most likely China, the big one, not the little one.

7 comments:

Badger said...

I think you have summed it up quite well.

Rob Z Tobor said...

that sounds a bit like things in te UK, Only no one watches politics on the TV in the UK.

Marianne said...

Ah...but I'm still tempted to watch, ESB. Appreciate the head's up, though.

fmcgmccllc said...

Yes, of course but I must watch for the BIG boo boo, there is always one and it is always hilarious. I am somewhat confident China is going to be absorbed by their own little fiasco for a bit.

esbboston said...

For a more realistic fulfiLLing presidential eXperience this season I am spending time with a dead person, Abraham Lincoln. That, and the main thing I am thriLLed about is the new Iain M Banks novel Hydrogen Sonata that I have already purchased that wiLL autoMagicaLLy appear on my iPad on October 9th. Plus yesterday I found a new Vietnamese restaurant to try out in Amarillo, soon ...

I have a long true life story (for me, anyway) I have been working on for weeks that I hope to get to blog soon. But I am busy reading too ....

esbboston said...

Oh, I wrote the final line about China as a bit of comic ending that reaLLy had nothing to do with the rest of the piece. I was waiting for someone to question/harass me about it not fitting.

Murr Brewster said...

Aww, sorry you've lost before you've even come out of the gate! It's a very clear choice for me. Which means I can be setting myself up for a massive disappointment, of course. Cheers.

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