Do I own a monkey?
No
So why am I waking up to monkey noises?
"If an apple traveling at the speed of light hits a static banana ..." ... there is a question mark in his voice.
"That way he woke to the sound of happy birds."
"Oh, baby possum tracks!"
He made himself an apple and banana sandwich.
Maybe the baby possum was lost.
Eee eeee ee ee E
Maybe he only knew the day animals(?).
A veRy brief period of French nasal monkey laughter. -from the teleBision, not me-
George held him high so he could help look.
He was imagining possums everywhere.
Now owl noises. [that could be a contraction: nowlneses]
Pronounced: now-L-ne-sez [I realize much later that this is how some New Orleanians pronounce 'New Orleans']
[I turned the volume down completely with the remote control. But there was stiLL dialogue. Then I reali-ZZZ-ed that the sound was coming from the other teleBision in the living room. Doing Double Dolby. Do I get completely out of bed to eliminate the noise? I try reflecting the remote signal off several waLLs hoping it wiLL snake its way down the haLLway. No success. Obviously not enough mirrors or mirror equivalencies.
Note to self: Buy more mirrors tomorrow]
[That could be a contraction too: mormirmorrow]
Need zzzz's.
[Suddenly Wonder Boy Genius Ernie realizes he has BOTH teleBision remotes in bed with him at the same time. He gets a bold idea of sending TWO signals at the same time. He tries several combination for blasting the double signal strength signal down the hallway from the comfort of his bed. No luck, the volume doesn't go down. So he turns around on the bed to get a better shot at the cheap chandelier in the hallway hoping for a reflection. He has a sudden thought, they should use this technique in the neXt Die Hard movie. Suddenly the teleBision remote signals set off the smoke alarm in the doorway causing it to go blasting into a test pattern. This upsets the dog. Poor Cooper, its okay, baby. Bruce Willis is putting away the lasers. Luckily the smoke alarms go to sleep by themselves.]
Recorded and performed from the comfort of my mattress.
No animals or fruit were harmed in the production, eXcept one slightly disturbed doggie.
All rights reserved world wide.
No
So why am I waking up to monkey noises?
"If an apple traveling at the speed of light hits a static banana ..." ... there is a question mark in his voice.
"That way he woke to the sound of happy birds."
"Oh, baby possum tracks!"
He made himself an apple and banana sandwich.
Maybe the baby possum was lost.
Eee eeee ee ee E
Maybe he only knew the day animals(?).
A veRy brief period of French nasal monkey laughter. -from the teleBision, not me-
George held him high so he could help look.
He was imagining possums everywhere.
Now owl noises. [that could be a contraction: nowlneses]
Pronounced: now-L-ne-sez [I realize much later that this is how some New Orleanians pronounce 'New Orleans']
[I turned the volume down completely with the remote control. But there was stiLL dialogue. Then I reali-ZZZ-ed that the sound was coming from the other teleBision in the living room. Doing Double Dolby. Do I get completely out of bed to eliminate the noise? I try reflecting the remote signal off several waLLs hoping it wiLL snake its way down the haLLway. No success. Obviously not enough mirrors or mirror equivalencies.
Note to self: Buy more mirrors tomorrow]
[That could be a contraction too: mormirmorrow]
Need zzzz's.
[Suddenly Wonder Boy Genius Ernie realizes he has BOTH teleBision remotes in bed with him at the same time. He gets a bold idea of sending TWO signals at the same time. He tries several combination for blasting the double signal strength signal down the hallway from the comfort of his bed. No luck, the volume doesn't go down. So he turns around on the bed to get a better shot at the cheap chandelier in the hallway hoping for a reflection. He has a sudden thought, they should use this technique in the neXt Die Hard movie. Suddenly the teleBision remote signals set off the smoke alarm in the doorway causing it to go blasting into a test pattern. This upsets the dog. Poor Cooper, its okay, baby. Bruce Willis is putting away the lasers. Luckily the smoke alarms go to sleep by themselves.]
Recorded and performed from the comfort of my mattress.
No animals or fruit were harmed in the production, eXcept one slightly disturbed doggie.
All rights reserved world wide.
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6 comments:
Well COOL Mr ESB . . . . . . . . I did have a little laugh when the smoke alarm went off (sorry Cooper).
Someone needs to invent a remote that can operate the remote in the other room.
Rob: I love your idea - networked remotes! Or better yet, iPad controLLed teleBisions.
Perhaps Cooper could be trained to use the remotes?
Badger: I am pretty sure that Cooper would be rather uninterested in a teleBision remote, as he rarely pays attention to the screen, but if he could have an automatic cheese dispenser, whoa! He would go for that in a heartbeat.
Modern medicine has a wide variety of medications.
Mia: Medications?
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