Steve Jobs yacht was finished recently and it is said to be "between 230 and 260 feet".
What?
That's a guess-ti-mate with a 30 foot gap, more than 10 percent of the average.
I think I wiLL start teLLing people I am between 4 and 7 feet taLL. Yes, I'm rich, I have somewhere between 500 and a billion dollars, and 0.5 and 1.5 wives.
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While wandering outside in my backyard I invented something useful. Organic dental floss.
How? What? When? Huh?
I discovered that a piece of grass in my backyard makes an adequate dental scrubber. I took the outside layer off to get to the "clean" inside tiny circular relatively stiff shaft. Rub, rub, rub. Perhaps I should have taken a photo? No! A photo of the grass piece, not me actuaLLy using it, um, [no], you don't need to see that.
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How Strange: I have worked on Portuguese for more than 30 years and just now discovered the word 'Lusophone'. It means someone who speaks Portuguese.
That discovery taught me another word: lusophobia - the fear of Portuguese
Yes! That's a real word! I can't wait to see my friend Lucy and teLL there is a new word I created "Lucyphobia" - the fear of Lucys. ActuaLLy, My Lucy of Spearman TX is veRy un-scary. She wiLL laugh when I teLL her this, I love her laugh.
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What?
That's a guess-ti-mate with a 30 foot gap, more than 10 percent of the average.
I think I wiLL start teLLing people I am between 4 and 7 feet taLL. Yes, I'm rich, I have somewhere between 500 and a billion dollars, and 0.5 and 1.5 wives.
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While wandering outside in my backyard I invented something useful. Organic dental floss.
How? What? When? Huh?
I discovered that a piece of grass in my backyard makes an adequate dental scrubber. I took the outside layer off to get to the "clean" inside tiny circular relatively stiff shaft. Rub, rub, rub. Perhaps I should have taken a photo? No! A photo of the grass piece, not me actuaLLy using it, um, [no], you don't need to see that.
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How Strange: I have worked on Portuguese for more than 30 years and just now discovered the word 'Lusophone'. It means someone who speaks Portuguese.
That discovery taught me another word: lusophobia - the fear of Portuguese
Yes! That's a real word! I can't wait to see my friend Lucy and teLL there is a new word I created "Lucyphobia" - the fear of Lucys. ActuaLLy, My Lucy of Spearman TX is veRy un-scary. She wiLL laugh when I teLL her this, I love her laugh.
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I cannot appreciate this mathematical skill as I am too worried about Snooki. I wonder if they will keep the oddly sized vessel or sell her? Who would buy a boat of dubious size.
And I say enough on that subject.
fmcgmccllc: I actuaLLy gave away a few boats in the last few years. They were in the way, old, possibly of no value, and I am also unsure of their length. I think there were three of them. ReaLLy.
I added another section to my blog post after you read it .... I am a work in progress. Hmmm, that word has a nice ring to it, ah, progress. I think it is half of Brazil's motto. Ordem e Progresso.
I have read between 75% and 125% of your post Mr ESB. I know that reading 125% seems unlikely but I am reading between the lines, so I am adding something to take that into account.
I was wondering what happens if you 'Loose a Phone' in Portugal.
Rob de Tobor: I read your last sentence of four twice, so I think that is 125%, if I didn't understand one out of four so that would be 75%. But then I looked back and saw there were three sentences instead of four, which means there is a 25% probability you should neVer trust anything iWrite.
I was just fixing to water the pineapples as soon as there is daylight here. I wiLL try to get a photograph of your pineapple plant up on the blog later today. It has several leaves that are longer than one foot. But I measured them approximately with my foot, so again, trust me only 95% on that one.
Earlier today when I was thinking about Mr Jobs big boat, I came up with a name for it: iYacht
When I speLL it that way my brain gets 35% confused and unfused and suddenly thought of yaks. (Why?)
To finaLLy answer your question with a question: Is it better to lose a phone or loose a phone to a party of geese in Brasil?
I think the length of the boat depends on the tide
I am not good with geese in Brazil but I did watch the movie and I remember all the geese were identical. In fact they all had the same goose step . . . . .
AHHAH haha hah hah ahah hah haahh hah hahah hahahahh.
I have a very good friend who is German, I must make sure that I can post this before I post it . . . . . DAMN hit the wrong button.
Badger: I believe you are correct, plus 10% of the width.
Rob: Brazil was a long time ago so I do not remember encountering any sheep during my two journeys. Sheep? oh, sorry, it was geese you were talking about, a different double ee animal, sorry. I had lunch with Jesus today at the diner and I am in the middle of writing a blog post about it. I told him hi for you and he said hi back. I got sidetracked the other day by serious events and didn't get a picture taken of your pineapple, sorry. HopefuLLy tomorrow. HopefuLLy I get to see my mom tomorrow too!
I just saw somebody from Wales on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, a guy named Jon Ronson. Have you ever met him or seen him in public?
Jon Ronson . . . . . .. No I have not seen him or met him but I do live next to some geese
Rob: i just now noticed that you are vowel similar to him with first and last names: o-o-o.
I got his book yesterdayLost at Sea: The Jon Ronson Mysteries
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