I was looking forward to groc shopping today mainly because I was out of my favorite Blue Bell All Natural Strawberry Fruit Bars, 6 to a box, bar code 0-71899-62252-9. The last thing on my groc shop list. BUT not in stock, momentarily replaced with cheap Popsicles. BUT the freezer chest by the checkout stand had individual wrapped BBANSFB at $$$ more.
And I was such a good Ernie today, too. I didn't bite, kick, or poke anyone. I did laundry. Cooked. I did accidentally scare someone JUST by standing in EXACTLY the same spot as yesterday when I scared My Lucy. And today I didn't even slowly flap my arms like a giant butterfly. My Lucy is obviously terrified by gigantic butterflies. Yes, I actually have a friend I named "My" Lucy to distinguish from all the other possible Lucys who might be clients of my wife. She is so special that I even wrote:
in the grunge on the back window of her SUV with a double wide two finger thick Italics font. She said she wasn't going to ever wash it off. Still, strawberry sadness lingers 'cause there's no frozen strawberries to be held by my fingers.
"Hi Lucy !!!"
in the grunge on the back window of her SUV with a double wide two finger thick Italics font. She said she wasn't going to ever wash it off. Still, strawberry sadness lingers 'cause there's no frozen strawberries to be held by my fingers.
I just figured out that it must be my mirror image that's so scary, because each time the scared person saw me, it was in the mirror! So I think that means I am not a vampire. But I still might be a gigantic butterfly, I just have to practice. A scary gigantic reverse image Ernie butterfly.
"Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?"
"Practice, practice, practice?"
"No, I was thinking a taxi might be easier."
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