My head was cold laying here in bed which necessitated the invention of shaping my [extremely long] pillow into a U shape hat to stay vvarnn. [a cute form of the word 'warm'] SO if you see me wandering around in public with my U Pillow Hat, you can confuse your friends by pointing at me, and whispering, "he's a great inventor"
When your friend asks what my invention is called, tell them, "The Varn" - being sure to make the v and the n be twice as long. Then see how many of them are able to visually telepathically read your mind. If they slowly say, "AHH!, w-ar-m", introduce me to all your friends who have this visu-tele-cerebral-read capability and I will see about getting them a job at the CIA or NSA, "we" are always hiring.
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