Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.



Kitty Kills Cleaner

When vacuum cleaners die a fiery death as the result of cat hair, they have to go stand outside. 

In the cold
In the dark
By themselves.

"hurry, out the door, o-door-if-furry-fire-ous device!"

The next day I found out they killed a SECOND vacuum cleaner with the same project. I wonder if we need to apply for EPA Superfund money and technical support?

A sense of balance and well being has been restored in my Facebook world. I now have a dog friend to counter balance the cat friend. My cat friend in Facebook is NOT the same one who lived in the building we purchased. (I am hoping no one tells my wife I have a cat friend, she probably would not like that idea. But my wife never reads this blog, so hopefully no one tells her.)

One of my sisters told me to buy a Dyson, that they handle pet hair just fine.

I told my sister that I am not sure what the brands were of the deceased vacuum cleaners, I just know:

  1. The first one had already vacuumed a lot of dog hair in it's lifetime at our house
  2. As I was hauling the first vacuum cleaner downtown in the back of my truck, I realized with a 4,000 lb capacity it could probably handle 200 vacuum cleaners at one time
  3. I am not sure what the brand is of the third vacuum cleaner that my wife just bought, I just hope it doesn't die soon
Update Title: Kitty Kills Cleaners


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New Blog for My Abstract Art ... Come Visit

Click HERE for the Art of Ernest S B Boston

These are pieces that I have generated mainly using computer art tools. Enjoy !

Something New:

I am also in the process of linking my poetry blog entries together. This project is only partially finished. A "Poetry LINK" at the bottom of the blog entry points to the next older piece of poetry.

First poem in the series of linked poems ....

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

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My Art

These are some of my abstract art pieces. They are available as prints, send me a note if you are interested.

Couch Glow

Couch Glow

Gold As Smoke

Gold As Smoke

Flowing Wood

Flowing Wood