Kitty Kills Cleaner

When vacuum cleaners die a fiery death as the result of cat hair, they have to go stand outside. 

In the cold. 

In the dark. 

By themselves.

"hurry, out the door, o-door-if-furry-fire-ous device!"

The next day I found out they killed a SECOND vacuum cleaner with the same project. I wonder if we need to apply for EPA Superfund money and technical support?

A sense of balance and well being has been restored in my Facebook world. I now have a dog friend to counter balance the cat friend. My cat friend in Facebook is NOT the same one who lived in the building we purchased. (I am hoping no one tells my wife I have a cat friend, she probably would not like that idea. But my wife never reads this blog, so hopefully no one tells her.)

One of my sisters told me to buy a Dyson, that they handle pet hair just fine.

I told my sister that I am not sure what the brands were of the deceased vacuum cleaners, I just know:

1. The first one had already vacuumed a lot of dog hair in it's lifetime at our house
2. As I was hauling the first vacuum cleaner downtown in the back of my truck, I realized with a 4,000 lb capacity it could probably handle 200 vacuum cleaners at one time
3. I am not sure what the brand is of the third vacuum cleaner that my wife just bought, I just hope it doesn't die soon

Update Title: Kitty Kills Cleaners

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