Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.



Steak Tar Tar

Last night I wrote a practical joke INSIDE a dream. 

In the dream I am having dinner with two gentlemen at my house. My wife in the dream is some Japanese woman. She brings out a large frozen steak to the table on a plate and tells the guests that I can cook the steak in only 3 seconds.

One of the men exclaims, "that's impossible."

I replied, "Not if you cook it at 25,000 degrees."

We all laugh and the other man asks, "yes, but, Fahrenheit or Centigrade?"

I replied, "Does it really matter?" and we laugh again.


Last Friday I was saying "... some agua ..." as part of a reminder of what to bring to work, but it came out "smog-gua". 

I thought, "smogua could be a Spanglish word for acid rain." But my water is destined for the Keurig machine, so it is going to be Keurigua.

Two new wet words in one incident, a bonus.


Sept 24th: 

It's almost 9 PM and I think someone has opened a motorcycle repair shop neXt door or across the street from my bedroom.

Sounds of Anarchy.


Strange Discovery: A towel can be an eXcellent fly swatter. I accidentally dropped a towel on a fly and killed it just now. I wasn't even trying.

I can teLL I am too tired, there were way too many typo's that I just corrected. If I missed any that is even more proof.


Lily Jo said...

You're tired? I just laughed out loud at a joke that I'm not even sure I understood!

esbboston said...

Well, I understood it so completely that I wiLL have eXtra understandingness leftover for you to use.

Rob Z Tobor said...

Hello Mr ESB I might pass on the steak I suspect that with just 3 seconds cooking time it might still be cold inside.

Are you sure the fly was not already dead, it may have got too close to the steak when it was cooked.

It has been a very very long day indeed battling a Windows 8 Desktop only to discover late in the day by IT support that the national database we rely on still is not compatible with Explorer 10 so we can not use Windows 8 (a while ago I was told we could). So the desktop arrived home with me for plan B. I then had to go out after just enough time for a cup of tea and have arrived home just in time to go to bed. . . I prefer slightly more gaps in my day normally . . . .

Oooo sadly I type and spell badly even when I'm bouncy . . .

fmcgmccllc said...

So you do the Keurig, I have people at the plants that love that machine.

esbboston said...

Rob: I had a long comment back to you and about 1 1/7 seconds before my battery died my finger was headed for the Published button and poof it was gone ... By that point I could barely keep my eyes open. I will try again soon.

fmcgmccllc: ActuaLLy I have progressed to the point where I use the Keurig machine just for hot water, use Folgers Instant and Stevia based sweetener. It is a game changer, good stuff. I went from a cup of coffee that was more of a liquid candy bar with creamer and sugar to 0 calories with Stevia.

Rob Z Tobor said...

It was a tough day yesterday but I am getting my wits back again slowly. I have lost many a long post in the past, it a test from the gods of technical things testing us to see if we crack.

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