Nobel Pizza Prize

Norway has a Nobel Peace Prize which has upset China to such an unpeaceful state that they have created their own prize in protest, the Confucius Prize. So I have decided to create another prize in protest to China called the Confused Too Pieces Prize. To add to the confusion my prize award will be Pizza Hut coupons which are no longer valid.

As a form of support to Norway and the incarcerated Chinese winner I will not be attending Nobel Peace Prize ceremony either and I ask them to designate an empty chair for me as well. It doesn't necessarily have to be at the ceremony site, just an empty chair somewhere in Norway. If there aren't any empty chairs in Norway, then one in Sweden will be okay, but not Finland, no, no way am I going to accept an empty chair in Finland, that would be totally unacceptable. Oh, and it can't be a chair imported from China.