Is in the shower, 'cause your
Tears have company
July 5th: Today was nothing but the kitchen sink.
You know how some homes have cuckoo clocks that announce the hour change throughout the day? In my house the distant teleBision is tuned into an NCIS marathon, so it is the opening theme song.
I go online to study electric motors at Fasco.com, and I try to download their brochure called "Fasco Facts". But I get a 404 error for all 3 language choices, which indicates they most likely have a misconfigured web page.
So I try to be helpful and send them a message through their website, and I get an automatic reply:
"This submission has been marked as spam. Please try again."
I am thinking, ...um..., "No !!!"
I hate it when elves are stupid.
The Keebler Elves changed the packaging on my Cashew Sandies. This means they paid somebody, most likely another elf, to redesign a perfectly good package and increase the cost of my cookies. They didn't change the cookie, and they let me know that on both the top and side. Notice the font is twice as large for the first line as compared to the second in the notification. AND ... I most likely would not even noticed the change IF they hadn't told me because my old empty package is long gone bye-bye. SO ... the only real new thing I notice is the
NoN - Notification of Newness
Advice: Do not study about the Ebola virus right before going to sleep. May affect dream(s) and / or waking up process.
Funny Headline: Pablo Escobar [a dead drug kingpin, in case you have forgot] Keeps Hurting Colombia - With His Hippos