Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.



David A Non Letterman

If a man named David who's last name isn't Letterman wrote a letter to David Letterman, would he then be known as a 'David the David Letterman Letter Man non-Letterman' ? Would the 'non' be uppercase? I wonder how large this group is and how many of them know they are part of it.

(OOPS! I noticed a system malfunction in Facebook where I posted the first paragraph)

Update: HELLO FACEBOOK !!! I worked REAlllllY hard on a beautiful 2nd part to the original as a comment and NOW it disk-appeared. Thank you .... I will try again, sad face follows .... (Do you like my new word? 'Disk-appeared' pretty nifty word. It means things that disappear from a computer mysteriously.)

Update: Okay, here we go again ....

Now I am concerned about the use of a definite article 'the' instead of the indefinite article 'a', so maybe 'David A David Letterman Letter Man Non-Letterman' ? - YES !!! - I think that is better lettering.

Update: So if someone defaced 'Facebook' it would be known as 'Book' ?

That would be confusing as people at dinner parties asked one another, 'Are you on Book?'

Update: I almost erased that last comment because I wasn't sure that it fit in well with the previous disk-course, but then decided to leave it in place.

(Do you like my new word 'disk-course' ? It means what people do when they talk about things using a computer as a communication device, but there is a requirement that the information must be stored on some form of disk, such as what I am doing right now. Spooky. There is a server some where col-lect-ing your thoughts and babble. Whhhrrrrrrr, goes the platter ..... magnetism flips the matter, lasers blip the bit. Blink. At high speed.)

Update: [ Oh, golly, I forgot all about women! How on earth did I manage to do that? I even like women really well. ]

So for political correctness, I offer this:

I suddenly remembered the last name of the female Jewish character on the CBS television show 'NCIS' whose last name is 'David'. So , , , think think think , , , there could be women who have a last name of David who have wrote letters to David Letterman as well. So would they be a 'Non-Man David David Letterman Letter Man' ? The final Man is a gender neutral role description, like 'Post Man' or 'Mail Man'.

Update: Now I need to start constructing Venn Diagrams to visualize this giant piece of Non-Sense.

Update: A friend wrote a comment - "Clearly your brain gets going late at night. Maybe it was that moon-burn that triggered your night-brained creativity."

My Response: Luna, I see.

Her Response: Ah, lunacy...

My Response: That's too funny - I almost started my previous comment with 'ah' as well !

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New Blog for My Abstract Art ... Come Visit

Click HERE for the Art of Ernest S B Boston

These are pieces that I have generated mainly using computer art tools. Enjoy !

Something New:

I am also in the process of linking my poetry blog entries together. This project is only partially finished. A "Poetry LINK" at the bottom of the blog entry points to the next older piece of poetry.

First poem in the series of linked poems ....

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

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Flowing Wood

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