Pavlov's iPad: My dog's behavior is bad enough when he knows that pizza is going to be delivered, so I NEVER plan to let him know that I order the pizza online, otherwise everytime he sees me get on my iPad he will think that iFood is coming soon.
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I am thinking about moving to "2010 TK7"
Wikipedia Link to Trojan Asteroid "2010 TK7"
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The week is almost over, one small wiring task to go, the weak has begun. BUT there is a bowl of I Scream in my left hand as I type one handedly with the right, so the length of this paragraph is actually a volumetric measure of 3/4 of a bowl of I Scream, with chocolate and butterscotch syrups.
Do I hear thunder boomies? ... Yes, the sky looks kinda ready to rain, but I think its just forgot how to rain in my part of the swirled.
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If you are forced to live in a world of buffoons it helps a little bit if there is free candy.
My Friend Responded: Where's the free candy??
My Response: Texas. In several places. Various levels of Quality.
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"We tuna are very sensitive, we cry at everything" - Pinocchio
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I looked all (most) over the place for my favorite coffee cup this morning and couldn't find it, and I almost went outside thinking that I might have left it in the garden area last night, then I realized it was in the dishwasher, who would have guessed that?!?!?
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So somebody on my right side was telling me how smart their grandchild was and that he wanted to be an engineer (think mechanical, chemical, electrical, not choo-choo-ical) AND that their grandchild must have got their wizardly smarts from herself. Her husband on my left laughingly snorted.
I quickly thought of a simple appropriate test: I asked her what the equation was for measuring the volume of a cylinder shaped object. This kind of dumbfounded her for a second.
Her husband resnorted in response.
She responded that there are several kinds of smarts.
So I held up the water bottle in my right hand inverted, showing her a cylinder shape, covering the cone shaped end with my hand.
She snatched the bottle out of my hand and read the contents, "See Ernie, it says right here, '10 fluid ounces' ---" and we all cracked up laughing.
Six Miles
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