"I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable." - Ogden Nash
Now why couldn'T I have gone The resT of my nice lil' peaceful life withouT geTT ing biT by a scorpion? Sucker goT me in The left fourTh Toe, but I goT him compleTely with a rubber malleT.
There was a red solo cup involved as a TransporT device To The eXecuTion chamber.
So if I am sTiLL alive a few hours from now, I won.
I checked out the first aid treatment, I think I am okay. I am alternating an ice pack on it every ten minutes.
I caLLed my mommy to come kiss my boo-boo, but she is busy grocery shopping. -sigh-
I am on day one of trying to go a month without playing Sudoku. So I am studying physics instead.
On Tuesday I went to Wells Fargo to use my security box. I guess I hadn't used it in at least three years because before I could get in the box to get the item that wasn't even there, I found out the bill hadn't been paid in 3 years because the payments weren't setup that way. (?).
But the amount was higher than 3x55=165. THEN I found out they had been accumulating a late fee for non-payment that I knew nothing about. Wells Fargo sends me e-mails all the time! Why not this? So they can manage to charge me late fees but can't figure out how to just take the annual fee out of our account.
Dumb Joke of The Day
Upon seeing my wife's empty box of cookies in the trash can, I ask her, "Do you know what they caLL the odors on the inside of your cookie box? ...pause... Nilla Vapors." She laughed slightly, so she either got the joke or she recognized that it was supposed to be a joke.
When I repeated the punchline I tried to slightly transform the p of vapors into the f of wafers.
I see on teleBision some words under someone talking, "Breakthrough Discovery in Heart Disease". The volume is turned off. I am probably not interested because it most likely means they want me to stop eating something.
In more important news I look out my window at the tree branches moving slightly in the wind. After last night I am just glad to have a few branches left. I see a strange looking branch. Moments later it moves downward. It is a veRy large cat about 15 feet off the ground.