Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.



I Design An Air Conditioner

I designed an air conditioner. Start with an 85 ft wing turbine in my back yard that generates electricity to run a compressor that stores high pressure air in a 400,000 gallon storage tank, and then at noon on hot days the air is released suddenly straight up out of a giant nozzle forcing the earth to move a little farther away from the sun. 

Global Cooling.

Don't worry, Al Gore, it works just as well in reverse as a heater. The air would just be released during the night when the sun is on the opposite side of the globe.

Rube Goldberg would be proud.

Ooops!!! Typographical Error: that should have been '85 ft wind turbine'

The storage tank could be a little bit larger too, so lets go with 410,000 gallons.

Sorry, I forgot to mention ear plugs for the noise. Get a BIG box of those. You know how loud angry protest crowds can be right outside your front door.


Now that I think about it a few days after writing the original draft to this story, I like the "410" number for the storage tank size, as that is a shotgun caliber. It fits in well as a blasting device! Of course, as I was writing the story I was just picking all the dimensions rather randomly and dumbly, with a great deal of silliness as a guiding principle, go for the extreme, baby, go for the extreme.

Claim: Notice how I didn't make a claim that it works in a significant manner. I just said that it works "just as well" in a reverse manner.

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New Blog for My Abstract Art ... Come Visit

Click HERE for the Art of Ernest S B Boston

These are pieces that I have generated mainly using computer art tools. Enjoy !

Something New:

I am also in the process of linking my poetry blog entries together. This project is only partially finished. A "Poetry LINK" at the bottom of the blog entry points to the next older piece of poetry.

First poem in the series of linked poems ....

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

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My Art

These are some of my abstract art pieces. They are available as prints, send me a note if you are interested.

Couch Glow

Couch Glow

Gold As Smoke

Gold As Smoke

Flowing Wood

Flowing Wood