I Design An Air Conditioner

I designed an air conditioner. Start with an 85 ft wing turbine in my back yard that generates electricity to run a compressor that stores high pressure air in a 400,000 gallon storage tank, and then at noon on hot days the air is released suddenly straight up out of a giant nozzle forcing the earth to move a little farther away from the sun. 

Global Cooling.

Don't worry, Al Gore, it works just as well in reverse as a heater. The air would just be released during the night when the sun is on the opposite side of the globe.

Rube Goldberg would be proud.

Ooops!!! Typographical Error: that should have been '85 ft wind turbine'

The storage tank could be a little bit larger too, so lets go with 410,000 gallons.

Sorry, I forgot to mention ear plugs for the noise. Get a BIG box of those. You know how loud angry protest crowds can be right outside your front door.

Epilogue

Now that I think about it a few days after writing the original draft to this story, I like the "410" number for the storage tank size, as that is a shotgun caliber. It fits in well as a blasting device! Of course, as I was writing the story I was just picking all the dimensions rather randomly and dumbly, with a great deal of silliness as a guiding principle, go for the extreme, baby, go for the extreme.

Claim: Notice how I didn't make a claim that it works in a significant manner. I just said that it works "just as well" in a reverse manner.

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