"If I didn't have to put my bra on, I'd go to McDonald's."
Now that is a great advertising slogan. It made me laugh.
ActuaLLy, by the time I got those sentences typed into my iPad she had got out of her pajamas and put on her bra, and was soon on her way across town to get our 11:00 PM snacks, for man, woman and dog.
I wasn't the hungry one who started this. But as soon as she mentioned being hungry, I became hungry.
Soon I wiLL have a chocolate milkshake, fries, and chicken sandwich. Mmmmmm.....
I have a Half Hot Chicken Sandwich.
What is that?
It is my invention. I get two chicken sandwiches, one hot & spicy, the other one regular. Then I take the meat off one sandwich and put on the other, add BBQ sauce, and eat just one bun. MmmMmm...
Food has now arrived, I must stop typing now ... Pressing Publish
UPDATE:
My wife ordered two chocolate milkshakes. Her's wound up being a vanilla shake. As she was getting the chocolate syrup out of the frig to repair the damage, I said, "Well, there's only 12 ways to fix it."
She asked, "How?"
I answered, "Buy a case of 12 bottles of that chocolate syrup."
My Half Hot Sandwich was eXtremely spicy - it was as if the one hot & spicy meat pattie had so much spice that it would probably glow radioactive orange in the dark.
The large $1.89 order of french fries were absolutely horribly cold and icky.
There is currently a Monopoly Prize game playing at McDonald's for cash, food and prizes. I told my wife that it would be ironic if we got a game piece for free french fries.
She began ripping the game pieces off the packaging to check them for fries. She laughed - sure enough, the last one she pulled off revealed "Medium Fries".
Now that is a great advertising slogan. It made me laugh.
ActuaLLy, by the time I got those sentences typed into my iPad she had got out of her pajamas and put on her bra, and was soon on her way across town to get our 11:00 PM snacks, for man, woman and dog.
I wasn't the hungry one who started this. But as soon as she mentioned being hungry, I became hungry.
Soon I wiLL have a chocolate milkshake, fries, and chicken sandwich. Mmmmmm.....
I have a Half Hot Chicken Sandwich.
What is that?
It is my invention. I get two chicken sandwiches, one hot & spicy, the other one regular. Then I take the meat off one sandwich and put on the other, add BBQ sauce, and eat just one bun. MmmMmm...
Food has now arrived, I must stop typing now ... Pressing Publish
UPDATE:
My wife ordered two chocolate milkshakes. Her's wound up being a vanilla shake. As she was getting the chocolate syrup out of the frig to repair the damage, I said, "Well, there's only 12 ways to fix it."
She asked, "How?"
I answered, "Buy a case of 12 bottles of that chocolate syrup."
My Half Hot Sandwich was eXtremely spicy - it was as if the one hot & spicy meat pattie had so much spice that it would probably glow radioactive orange in the dark.
The large $1.89 order of french fries were absolutely horribly cold and icky.
There is currently a Monopoly Prize game playing at McDonald's for cash, food and prizes. I told my wife that it would be ironic if we got a game piece for free french fries.
She began ripping the game pieces off the packaging to check them for fries. She laughed - sure enough, the last one she pulled off revealed "Medium Fries".
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6 comments:
Nothing worse than crummy fries.
fmcgmccllc: I totaLLy agree, especiaLLy when you are eXpecting nice hot fresh french fries. And the ingredients are so simple ... its just laziness on their part.
Hello Mr ESB as I Brit I tend to think of Fries as Chips and call Bacon, Sausage and Eggs a Fry Up.
Rubbish Fries (Chips) are not nice in fact can be really horrible.
Fries (chips) laid end to end in a line take longer to eat . . . . . .HAH HAHAHHAH HHAH AH HAH HAH AH AH HAH AH HAH AH HAH AH HAH AH HAH AH HAH AH ha hah ah hah ah ah h ah hah ah ah ahh ah a
Rob: Hope you are having a good day. It is slightly to rainy outside so it appears I can not go get lumber and the place closes in less than an hour. Guess I wiLL wait until Sun afternoon. I had fun eXplaining the universe last night for a couple hours to a seven year old, so it appears I have a new tiny friend.
I think if you have successfully explained the universe to a small seven year old person then it is time to sit down and write
The Tiny Friends Guide to the Universe.
We are all tiny in size, if compared to the universe and I still have not entirely worked out exactly what is going on, your guide could prove very useful.
Rob: It is strangely uncanny that you are asking for a "Tiny Friends Guide to the Universe" when the title of the blog post I have in rough draft at this moment is a medical invention caLLed:
Linear Chronological Dwarfism
I eXplained LCD to the diner owner's sister on Friday evening and she felt that she was that form of dwarf, too.
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