Rancho Cucamonga? No, Raisin Cookie Monster!

 "Rancho Cucamonga" - that is a cool sounding name for a place I found in Los Angeles county today. If I ever have to go into the Federal Witness Protection Relocation Program, I want that to be my first and last name. Shhhh! Don't tell anybody, it'll be our little secret, and my friends and family will be able to find me. (What friends?)

Whatz really fun is to try to alternatingly say "Rancho Cucamonga" and "Raisin Cookiemonster" in a deep deep guttural voice without laughing in a progressively faster - oh, no no no - here's one even better! insert them into that Queen song, whatz it called? the one that has the Galileo thunderbolt and Lightning very very frightening .. ... .. oh, yeah, 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

     (Then one of my friends told me that she was my friend ....)

Weee! Look Mommy, RaisinCho Kookymongaster's got friends!

The next time I am performing my stand up comedy routine in a night club I am going to split the audience in halves, the left side will be Rancho and the right Raisins. Then have them do things like chant in a round with question and answer inflection in their voices:

Rancho Cucamonga?

Raisin Cookie Monster!

Rancho Cucamonga??

Raisin Cookie Monster!!

Rancho....

....Raisin

Rancho....

....Raisin

Cuca....

....Cookie

Cuca....

....Cookie

Monga....

....Monster

Monga....

....Monster

(together)

Rancho Kookie Monster !!!!

Raisin Cucamonga !!!!!

(and then I throw them for a loop, music begins to play and I break into my version of "I Can't Stop This Feelin', Deep Inside of Me ....")

UPDATE: Rather than waiting to publish this Facebook status in my next edition of 100 headlines in blogger I opted to create a separate blog entry. I do that sometimes when the content grows to what I think is an interesting enough piece that fits the zaniness or "Momma's Pretty Baby-ness" of my usual blog content. Today I noticed that I am getting ads showing up on my page for Rancho Cucamonga CA hotels in the Google AdSense content. Cool. I don't know if a human or a computer made that advertising decision.