A Friend Asked This Question: I wonder where your eyeballs look when you're sleeping??
My Response: The ball of your eye, roughly spherical, slowly turns into a cube shape and the eight corners that then make up the cubic structure lock the eye firmly in place. The transformation from sphere to cube occurs slowly over time but when you wake up and begin to blink your eyelids open the atmospheric pressure relaxs the cubic shaped eyes and they almost instantly convert back to spherical configuration. I hope you enjoyed this eXplanation.
My Second Response: The consumption of alcohol speeds up the sphere to cube conversion process causing the points of the cubes to dig deeply into the eye socket. This is a leading cause of hangovers.
My Third Response: Those first two comments [responses] are not true.
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Six Miles
1 week ago
6 comments:
Picasso drank a lot, and he was a cubist.
Julie: Yes, he was a Cubist, so having Cubie eyes eXplains his warped view. Obviously he was capable of maintaining the cubic eyes after waking. Perhaps that eXplains his ill treatment towards women(?).
Didn't you know? Eyes go on holiday at night, they're on the beach.
Friko: The Beach? I did not know that, eXciting! That could eXplain all the surf dreams I "see".
Are you one of the main writers of Wikipedia?
Mia: A main writer of Wikipedia?!?!? No, but I am an Wikipedia editor of typographical mistakes and a remover of vandalism. My changes are noted using my logon identifier. The editors of Wikipedia decided that I was not worthy of an article in their encyclopedia. They stated something to the effect that my chemical inventions were not noteworthy even though they were granted patents by the United States government (7), and the most important one commercially even had foreign country filings. Yet football players, politicians, every bug and plant imaginable, and train stations are quite common in wikipedia.
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