Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.



Eyes Cubes Melt Very Fast

A Friend Asked This Question: I wonder where your eyeballs look when you're sleeping??

My Response: The ball of your eye, roughly spherical, slowly turns into a cube shape and the eight corners that then make up the cubic structure lock the eye firmly in place. The transformation from sphere to cube occurs slowly over time but when you wake up and begin to blink your eyelids open the atmospheric pressure relaxs the cubic shaped eyes and they almost instantly convert back to spherical configuration. I hope you enjoyed this eXplanation.

My Second Response: The consumption of alcohol speeds up the sphere to cube conversion process causing the points of the cubes to dig deeply into the eye socket. This is a leading cause of hangovers.

My Third Response: Those first two comments [responses] are not true.


Julie Hutchinson said...

Picasso drank a lot, and he was a cubist.

esbboston said...

Julie: Yes, he was a Cubist, so having Cubie eyes eXplains his warped view. Obviously he was capable of maintaining the cubic eyes after waking. Perhaps that eXplains his ill treatment towards women(?).

Friko said...

Didn't you know? Eyes go on holiday at night, they're on the beach.

esbboston said...

Friko: The Beach? I did not know that, eXciting! That could eXplain all the surf dreams I "see".

Mia said...

Are you one of the main writers of Wikipedia?

esbboston said...

Mia: A main writer of Wikipedia?!?!? No, but I am an Wikipedia editor of typographical mistakes and a remover of vandalism. My changes are noted using my logon identifier. The editors of Wikipedia decided that I was not worthy of an article in their encyclopedia. They stated something to the effect that my chemical inventions were not noteworthy even though they were granted patents by the United States government (7), and the most important one commercially even had foreign country filings. Yet football players, politicians, every bug and plant imaginable, and train stations are quite common in wikipedia.

New Blog for My Abstract Art ... Come Visit

Click HERE for the Art of Ernest S B Boston

These are pieces that I have generated mainly using computer art tools. Enjoy !

Something New:

I am also in the process of linking my poetry blog entries together. This project is only partially finished. A "Poetry LINK" at the bottom of the blog entry points to the next older piece of poetry.

First poem in the series of linked poems ....

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