One of my friends was looking for a rototiller. This was my advice.
The difference between a 'rototiller' and a 'rottweiler' can typically be $5000, so be careful when you go shopping.
If you accidentally get a 'rottweiler' make sure you get a plow and harness. And then you might want to get a team of rottweilers to accomplish the same thing as a single rototiller for a minimal amount of tillage time.
Of course when your neighbors see you out in the backyard plowing with your team of rottweilers, they may think of you as the tillage idiot, and we wouldn't want that.
So then you have a choice of either plowing at night or installing a tall fence.
If you choose the plowman-at-night option though, you would have the option-option of changing your name to 'Schwarzenegger', because I think that is German for 'Black Plowman', (i.e. black=night, it's dark).
And then you never have to worry about being asked to run for the office of governor of the fine state of California, as your new name will scare people away.
If you accidentally get a 'rottweiler' make sure you get a plow and harness. And then you might want to get a team of rottweilers to accomplish the same thing as a single rototiller for a minimal amount of tillage time.
Of course when your neighbors see you out in the backyard plowing with your team of rottweilers, they may think of you as the tillage idiot, and we wouldn't want that.
So then you have a choice of either plowing at night or installing a tall fence.
If you choose the plowman-at-night option though, you would have the option-option of changing your name to 'Schwarzenegger', because I think that is German for 'Black Plowman', (i.e. black=night, it's dark).
And then you never have to worry about being asked to run for the office of governor of the fine state of California, as your new name will scare people away.
My friend told me that she would keep me informed. I asked her if she could tell that I had enjoyed the TV show 'Green Acres' as a child.
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