Maybe It Was Something I Eight

Q: When is four equal to zero? 

A: When its half of eight.

8 divided by 2 equals 4.

8 divided into 2 pieces with a knife is a 0 and a 0.

So 4 equals 0.

But if you are not careful, half of 8 will be 3.

THREE?!?!?

Vertically.

Yes, the right half is 3 and the left half is Ɛ.

If this makes perfect sense to you, 

it is probably because you are laughing, 

because I was laughing 

when I wrote it left handed 

in dim light.

And I am not naturally left handed.

Or dim (?)