It's A Wonderful Wife

I fall asleep on the couch.

I go to the bedroom to find that my side of the bed now has an eXtremely large but almost empty can of cashews and a teleBision remote control device.

After 28 years, 9 months and 1 day of marriage I realize that the honeymoon is finally over.

Then I suddenly realize that is almost the eXact same amount of time I worked before getting fired, and decide its time for a pillow fight.

At midnight!!!

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Two days later ... after the arrival of new pillows, gigantic ones.

Wifey walks into the bedroom. "What are you doing with my pillow? That's my pillow"
Me: "Snuggling"
Wifey: "But it's my pillow!"
Me: "I'm pretending that it's you"
Person Me gives pillow (new & large & wonderful) to Person Wifey
Wifey: "Can you turn the light off?"
Me: "No, I'm typing [this]"
Wifey: "Can't you type in the dark?"
Me: I can type in the dark on my iPad but that would require an interruption in this narrative process, so, "No, I can't type in the dark", besides, I would have to turn/roll over.
Now I'm turning off the light.
Click.

Night Night All Y'All