A Wreck of Commendations

What's really cool is to read someone's story about a trip down memory lane, but they are using someone else's memories OR even better, memories that have never really eXisted before in the entire span of human eXistence eXcept inside, deep deep inside, the confines of a mental institution.

If you like some of the bizarre things I write, then you might enjoy the works of Leighton Kelly at dayone2012.tumblr.com - go to the story "USING ALL THE PARTS" dated Oct. 18th 2011

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While groc shopping just now I heard on the intercom, 

"Jennifer, pick up line number [something]"

This prompted me to invent a new game called, 'See How Many Interesting New Ways You Can Pronounce Jennifer'.

I think I'm up to about twelve.

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I think it's amazing that they grow lettuce on icebergs.

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Nomore Qaddafi ?

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I forced my wife to watch four episodes of "Guy On A Buffalo" on YouTube. They are short, only a couple minutes long and wonderfully silly. A special thanks to Smedette at http://smedette.wordpress.com/

I had my wife watch episode number one last, and she complained slightly, "you mean I'm watching the first one LAST?!?!?" And I responded, "honey, you'll see, it doesn't really matter what order you watch them".

At this point you might be asking yourself, "What did all those sections have in common?" 

Answer: Buffalo

The first section was a story about buffalo, previous life.

The second and third sections happened while I was groc shopping last night, and I bought a one pound package of ground buffalo.

The fourth section, um, Qaddafi buffaloed (synonym for 'fooled') a whole country into thinking he should be their ruler for way too long, and of course, he didn't know when to stop the party.

The fifth section is, of course, the buffalo movie