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I created this saying for a friend today after seeing his huge number of things to get done:  

"Sum"-times To-Do Lists morph into Too-Due Lists

Do you know what's twice as good as one cookie? That's right, T^HR_Ee cookies!!! I love math.

If I could be anywhere right now, different than my usual get away spots,,,(???),,, probably autumn in New York City, sounds fun.

Caution: the next paragraph has letters with icicles because the subject matter is very cold, mainly the letter "o", and a few "u" and double "u".

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INTERESTING AUDITORY COMBINATION: Listening to Yo Yo Ma on the cello while playing Angry Birds, meanwhile my canine friend has to beg loud enough to overcome a pair of ear plugs AND Bose noise reduction headphones to get my attention. Now if I can train the wife to just throw something in my direction if she needs anything, well, a soft something, I'm semi-fragile.