Me - The King of Central Switzerland

France should invade central Switzerland. Why? The country of Lebanon was once known as "The Switzerland of the East" for it's banking activities. It's capital of Beirut was also known as "The Paris of the Middle East". If anyone objects, France could always say it was just part of their conquest, oops, I mean, Liberation of Libya.

After France takes control of the middle of SwitZerland they should rename it "Zer", which I feel is the nearly perfect name for the region. Of course if they wanted to name it after me for coming up with this most brilliant plan, they could go for the very heart of SwitzErland and name it "E".

(Several of my friends call me "E", not that I actually encourage this behavior. Ernest->Ernie->Ern->E. Linguistic laziness. But if they declare me the King of Zer, it'll be okay, as long as I don't have to move there. I'm nice and warm and toasty in my bed right now with a head cold and associated aches and pains, so if they could just send some money to handle my recent diesel fuel bill increase, that would be okay. After all, that is the main real reason why France invaded Libya. And do they still make cuckoo clocks in Zer? If not, have them send me a fancy hand crafted eXpensive watch.)