Since 1982 the English Department at San Jose State University has sponsored the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a whimsical literary competition that challenges entrants to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.
More information about the BLFC can be found at this link: Contest
My Year 2011 Entry
(My entry this year is a line from a previous blog post from a few weeks ago during my plumbing episode mini-disasters)
More information about the BLFC can be found at this link: Contest
My Year 2011 Entry
(My entry this year is a line from a previous blog post from a few weeks ago during my plumbing episode mini-disasters)
I have a sneaking suspicion that these warmed up pork tamales mixed with Pork N Beans accompanied by this cup of hot black coffee in a blue cup should take care of my body which feels but isn't black and blue, just scraped in a few places, sore, with little clumps of PVC glue showing up in strange places.
Link to 2010 Entry
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