(3AM) "I just finished making peanut butter NINJA style!!!" - I didn't write that, I just now heard it on teleBision and wanted so much to share with everyone. I do plan to tack on "NINJA style!!!" at the end of sentences at an annoying rate.
(NOW) I just called my wife to see how she was doing to make sure she was awake. She told me how she was doing. She asked me where I was. I told her that I was still in bed. Then she reminded me that I had to do an errand for her and that I was the one who had to go to work an hour earlier than her. Oh joy thinks me inside must now get the move upon me-self-lil-elf. There be coffee? Yes'em, there be the coffee. I could try to strangulate this into Swedish, but I yam mainly trying to go the other way.
[Other Way: Attempting to learn Swedish simply by reading it, with a lil bit of help from Google Translate]
Oh, I just remembered another Ninja-like product, the knife that claims to be able to slice a pineapple in mid-air, making me think-giggle, "just the way The Supreme-Being meant for them to be prepared for mass consumption", I say to myself in a Coneheads voice.
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