Absent For A Bit ....

I am away for a little while working on a few or more episodes for The Adventures of My Space Alien Alter Ego story ... will return (to Earth) soon!

Notice: Blogger has screwed up and lost a bunch of photos out of my blog! They are replaced with a gray silhouette of a human head. I will eventually get them replaced with the correct photo, it may take a while to find and fix everything. So some of my stories don't make much sense without their photos, sorry for the inconvenience.

esbb

2009-12-02

Dear President Obama: Help with Your Taliban-ned and Al Q-Hide-a Problem

Dear President Obama: 


I have calculated how many troops to send to Afghanistan to completely remove the Taliban-ned and Al Q-hide-a. Send 1.75 TRILLION troops and have each soldier occupy a "comfortable" 4 square feet and then that will completely cover the country and there will be no more room for anyone else.


Of course there are not quite that many people in the entire USofA, so you may have to relax the immigration policies. 
Insincerely,
Ernest


Actually, excuse me, I have just been told there aren't even that many people on the planet, so you are going to have to REALLY relax immigration policies and maybe use REALLY illegal aliens (green ones, shiny space craft, big heads, Roswell).

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New Blog for My Abstract Art ... Come Visit

Click HERE for the Art of Ernest S B Boston

These are pieces that I have generated mainly using computer art tools. Enjoy !

Something New:

I am also in the process of linking my poetry blog entries together. This project is only partially finished. A "Poetry LINK" at the bottom of the blog entry points to the next older piece of poetry.


First poem in the series of linked poems ....

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

Turn Gold Out of the Darkness

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My Art

These are some of my abstract art pieces. They are available as prints, send me a note if you are interested.

Couch Glow

Couch Glow

Gold As Smoke

Gold As Smoke

Flowing Wood

Flowing Wood