Lack of sleep OR something worse(?):
As I am pouring BBQ sauce onto some very fine pork just as the bottle is almost empty, I tell myself, "Hmm, looks like I need to get some more gasoline today" - the really strange part of that statement is that I switched from gasoline to diesel 6 months ago.
The not-quite-as-strange thing about that sentence is that my spell checker likes the word "Hmm" but thinks "Hmmm" is a typographical error. It offers this list of alternative spellings:
- Hmm
- Hm mm
- Hm-mm
- Hmm m
- Hammy
But notice, no "Ham" - Didn't it notice that I had just been talking about "very fine pork" ?
I should name my next child " Hammy ", (that rhymes with my wife's name)
Then when I want a nickname for my little girl Hammy it can be shortened to "Hmmm".
Then when I call her "Hmmm" and someone says, "Did you just call your daughter 'Him' ?", I will respond, "no, Hmmm", and they will instinctively say, "Oh, 'Hammy'!"
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