Use The Same Teller

1ts one o'clock in the morning.

1 am still awake.

1 think it is the volume of the teleBision keeping me awake.

1n the other room.

1 just had a great idea for a flash mob. Everyone show up in the lobby of Wells Fargo later today at 1:34 PM with a ski mask and a note that says, 

"Please. Give me all your money. Thank you." 

Form a line and use the same teller.

When the police show up just tell them, "We were just askin' for money. And being polite. Say, where's Howie Mandel and the teleBision cameras?" Later lets all y'all meet up at my house fer milk 'N cookies, A-cause my cookies are getting old and 1 need new ones.

(1n case you are confused: 'A-cause' is sometimes used in certain situations where 'because' just doesn't feel quite right)

(1n case you are confused: google 'flash mob teleBision Howie Mandel'. YES! 1t actually works using my word 'teleBision')

(1n case you are confused: yes, 1 used the number "1" instead of an uppercase I on purpose because it's one o'clock in the morning)