Amish T-Hair-errorists

Hair's something religiously stupid: Amish T-Hair-errorists

[No, I didn't stutter just then.]

Amish vs Amish Violence _?!?!?

Supposedly an Amish man was attacked by a group of Amish men who shaved off part of his beard. According to the news article: A group of men armed with scissors and battery-powered clippers attacked Miller, holding him down and cutting out a chunk of his beard, according to the Millers and law enforcement.

Notice: BATTERY ->POWERED<- 00ps, I'm thinking there's a motor in there! The guys claiming the superior Amish traditions were the ones doing the cutting - with the motor.

Reference: CNN Article

(I know, the first word of this blog post is supposed to be "Here's", but I just couldn't resist the pun)